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Friday, July 25th, 2008
10:57 am


This is from the portrait studio at my local Wal-Mart. The Idaho school system is wonderful.

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12:32 pm - this is just WRONG

"i kissdd a giirl"nd i really did like it=]]well im bisexual there is nada wr0ng wiff wanting to try things out...nd if yuu g0ta pr0blem wiff it hit me up

no comment.

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Friday, November 16th, 2007
11:48 pm - bad_sex, oh god

I joined this community exclusively for this post, in bad_sex:
Also, when the bf and me have sex I can't seem to find a rythem I just lay there feelin usless waiting for him to come. Has anyone got any tips for me, thankies in advance :D

I'm just.. sad the public education system failed her so badly.

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Tuesday, January 16th, 2007
7:32 pm

Why can't people spell ridiculous right?! Bloody annoying.

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Thursday, January 11th, 2007
9:11 pm - See at the Office

As seen on a resume at work:
cooking for people,cleaning and stocking the line,preping up food,working we under

Also very good timeing skills.

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Saturday, December 9th, 2006
7:48 pm

Another one from a board I frequent:

"In my opinion she was as dumb as a box of rocks. Did you know that her grades were not good enough for her to be accepted into college?"
i left school with not alot but i'm going to work my ass off and get somewhere in life, school isn't everything, so how dare you refer to her as "dumb as a box of rocks" some people don't leave with anything and are pretty successful..(sorry but thats' the only view you express that i found annoying as it shows you posses complete ignorance)

Of course, please note the use of "alot," the nightmarish run-on sentences, and the complete and utter disregard for capitalization.

WHO is the ignorant one here??

I pointed out to her what a moron she was being, and I got this in return:

Who cares about my spelling?
Who cares about "capitalize"?
It would seem only you, I was simply stating a point that people who are "dumb" can make it somewhere in life, Shocking i know!
and yes I did call her/him ignorant but that is because that particular point of view could be a target to more than lady diana. That's why i said what i said, oh and fyi to you it's Siobhán-Marie

Amazing. I weep for the future.

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6:43 pm

From a discussion on a Benny & Joon messageboard:

yer i love that one two! where do they do the humiliated grapes bit in PotC? Is it when JD and lee aronberge (sp?) do the eunic bit in the cave?
I LOVE the raison line! and the iorn toesties!! but i love the bit after joon kiks sam out and she's telling benny "he had the thing.. and it was loud,loud" and of corse "Mommy?" There the best lines. but i think the best scenes are:
their first kiss
the phyical comidy in the park
and when sam swings past the window!

And here's this person's signature line:

~it's a shame about raisons~


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Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
11:37 am - Oy. Vey.


Seen on customers_suck:

Me- a hard working glorafied front end cashere, i get to be in charge of retruns and change getting, who wants to just make everything go faster so my shift can end, and trys to spend as little time on the stupid machine as possabul.


lady walks up to B and starts checking out her purchases, and me dealing with my coustomer who has just had her small child stick a chocolate in his mouth, and it was chocolate and penutbutter and apparently he's alergic.


Me: (contomplaying sending her to the store manager, but deciding to handle it myself)

This person even spelled their username wrong. _ _*

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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
10:55 pm

The whole post was atrocious, but look at this one sentence:
She desapeard after she took my money and emydiatly dropped al contact.

Yes, all bad, but it took me a moment to figure out that "emydiatly" was supposed to be "immediately." Oh, dear god!

current mood: confused

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Tuesday, June 20th, 2006
6:20 pm

I hate the word "stoopid."

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Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
8:18 pm

Seen on bad_sex: (why do most of my posts come from there?)

"...but its deffinately bad sex so I had to."

"He was persistent though, and usually if a guy chases you for months on end then he is pretty serious." <- Not bad_spelling, but amusing enough

"...so I was drunk and a little stonned too."

"I kept tryna talk to him..."

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Saturday, May 13th, 2006
9:28 pm

Seen on bad_spelling sex:
So to crisin in the new bed...

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Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
7:43 pm


Another silly resume: CHORES INC. Founded Non-Prophet work program and simultaneously chaired committee and supervised research for the [[Random County]] SELF-ESTEEM TASK FORCE.

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Friday, April 28th, 2006
12:38 am - One of my all time pet peeves

Please if you can help, i'll be greatful.

I'm sure you will be. Too bad the correct spelling is grateful.

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Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
8:49 pm

On cathealth: Okay my family and i are moving and went to our vet yesterday to get my cats certifacates of health so we can get on the plane.

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Saturday, April 15th, 2006
12:16 pm

FW: From: 401 Msg: Aries
Right now, you are reaping what you sewed. Enjoy the spoils of your hard labor.

That's my horoscope alert that came to my cell phone today. Ah, hilarity!

current mood: amused

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Monday, April 10th, 2006
11:14 pm

Don't people know how to spell days of the week anymore?

Wednesday is NOT Wensday.

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Sunday, April 9th, 2006
3:18 am - Grrr.

Seen on bad_sex:

and kudos to you for not being weirded out by your own bodies function.

Minor, I know, but it's an annoyance!

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Saturday, April 8th, 2006
8:30 pm - Hell is real.

Posted with permission from sethimothy:
So I don't kill your friends listCollapse )

Oh, and this from a link:
So I don't kill your friends list - part IICollapse )

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Friday, April 7th, 2006
8:52 pm - Grammar issue.


Okay. I hate reading articles where people do not know how to use commas.

Example: "He was the same man who , every day for the past week , had sauntered past her house near Olmos Park."

Or parentheses.

Example: "Bob( my friend )is an amazing cook!"

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